Yo soy un gran seguidor de aquella frase que dice que la televisión no es la caja estúpida. Estúpido, o más bien pendejo aquel que no sabe buscar programación de su gusto en la TV, eso o es que sólo ve TV Abierta Nacional.
La mayor parte del tiempo que me la paso frente a un televisor es con un control de PS3 en las manos, y sumando el tiempo que le dedico a... ¡Bah! Mejor me detengo, ya se me ocurrió un tema para tratar en otro post y mejor voy al grano de esta entrada.
Pendejeando en mi notebook* en busca de un archivo "léeme" encontré un documento de texto del cual se desprende el nombre de este post: Cartoon rating guide for the smart adult.
¿De dónde salió? NPI. No suelo descargar ni música, mucho menos videos ya que me da una hueva infinita estar esperando a que finalicen. Lo único que sé es que estaba guardado en las entrañas del disco duro, casi al mismo nivel de la carpeta con los misteriosos 8GB de videos de chicas malvadas practicando sexo BSDM que apareció de la misma inexplicable forma. Malditos virus. El pequeño documento trae un listado de lo que su autor considera un rating de series animadas tanto japonesas como Américanas (Refiriéndome a Americanas como a EU y a Canadá).
No soy un entusiasta del ánime, ni de las técnicas americanas (aunque si adoro a la escuela canadiense), simplemente soy un geek de la animación, por lo que lo que busco en una serie animada no es una gran producción con super efectos y técnicas de últimas fechas, sino cosas tan sencillas como trama, desarrollo de personajes, concepto e idea en general y por supuesto que me haga reir. No pido mucho y eso me permite disfrutar casi de la misma forma Cowboy Bebop como Mansión Foster (Cuyo intro cuando vi por primera vez me sacó una lagrimita, en serio.). Tomando como punto de partida lo anterior coincido en muchos puntos con el ranking sugerido en la lista del autor.
En esta ocasión me limitaré a publicar la lista, que va calificando con 10 a aquellas series que tienen temática de mayor interes para adultos y que va disminuyendo conforme tal interés puede irse perdiendo. Reitero una serie con baja calificación no significa que sea mala, sino que toda la lista se basa en el interés para un televidente adulto. Lo único en lo que meteré mano será en marcar con otro color las series de las cuales tengo un gusto personal. Dicho esto, he aquí la lista, considerando que al parecer ya tiene tiempo y que muchas otras series no fueron contempladas:
Las marcadas con Azul son series o películas de las que gusto mucho y las marcadas con Rojo están en mi top o les rindo cierto culto.
10 - 3000 Leagues in Search of Mother - series, family, adventure, realistic, WMT
10 - Adventures of Prince Achmed, The - movie, family, fantasy, girl, adventure
10 - Cowboy Bebop - series, sci-fi, violent, girl
10 - Future Boy Conan - series, family, adventure, Ghibli, girl
10 - Kiki's Delivery Service - Ghibli, movie, family, girl, fantasy
10 - My Neighbor Totoro - Ghibli, movie, family, kids, girl, fantasy, adventure
10 - Nadia: The Secret of Blue Water - family, girl, violent, adventure
10 - Oban Star-Racers - series, adventure, sci-fi, girl
10 - Popeye: Aladdin and His Wonderful Lamp - toon, family, fantasy, movie-short
10 - Romeo's Blue Skies - series, family, adventure, realistic, WMT
10 - Samurai Champloo - series, spoof, violent, adventure, adult, girl, east
10 - Venture Bros., The - adult, spoof, violent
10 - Whisper of the Heart - movie, girl, family, realistic, Ghibli
9 - Avatar, The Last Airbender - series, fantasy, adventure, girl, east
9 - Beauty and the Beast - movie, Disney, fantasy, girl, family, scary
9 - Courage the Cowardly Dog - toon, family, spoof, scary
9 - FLCL (Fooly Cooly) - series, comedy, girl, sci-fi, fantasy
9 - Gauche The Cellist (Sero Hiki no Goshu) - movie, Ghibli, family, fantasy
9 - Grave of the Fireflies - movie, drama, realistic, violent, Ghibli
9 - Laputa (Castle in the Sky) - Ghibli, family, movie, adventure, girl, sci-fi
9 - Lupin III (or the Third, English dub version) - comedy, adventure, girl, spoof, adult
9 - Mysterious Cities of Gold, The - series, kids, adventure, girl, fantasy, educational
9 - Nausicaä of the Valley of the Wind - Ghibli, movie, girl, fantasy, adventure
9 - Pom Poko (The Raccoon War) - Ghibli, movie, fantasy
9 - Porko Rosso - Ghibli, movie, adventure, girl, fantasy, family
9 - Princess Mononoke - Ghibli, movie, fantasy, adventure, violent, scary, girl
9 - Rocket Power - kids, comedy, girl
9 - Rocky & Bullwinkle Show, The - kids, spoof, toon
9 - Spirited Away - Ghibli, family, movie, fantasy, girl, adventure, scary
9 - Superman, The Animated Series - superhero, DCAU, girl, family
9 - Teen Titans - spoof, superhero, DCAU, girl, family
8 - Akira - movie, sci-fi, violent
8 - Batman Beyond - superhero, DCAU, sci-fi
8 - Batman, The Animated Series - superhero, DCAU
8 - Cat Returns, The - movie, Ghibli, fantasy, girl, family
8 - Full Metal Alchemist - series, fantasy, violent, comedy, east
8 - Futurama - adult, spoof, sci-fi, toon
8 - Gargoyles - series, fantasy, mecha, violent, girl, Disney
8 - Ghostbusters, Extreme - fantasy, scary, comedy
8 - Ghostbusters, The Real (seasons 1-3 only) - kids, fantasy, scary, comedy
8 - Heavy Metal - movie, fantasy, sci-fi, comedy, violent, adult, girl
8 - Howl's Moving Castle - Ghibli, movie, girl, fantasy, violent
8 - Iron Giant, The - mecha, comedy, family, movie
8 - Jackie Chan Adventures - family, fantasy, girl, comedy
8 - Justice League, Unlimited - superhero, sci-fi, DCAU
8 - Kappa Mikey - spoof, toon, girl
8 - Lilo & Stitch (animated TV) - kids, sci-fi, comedy, girl, Disney
8 - Mulan - movie, fantasy, girl, Disney
8 - My Life as a Teenage Robot - kids, toon, sci-fi, spoof, girl, superhero
8 - Pinky and the Brain - kids, toon, spoof
8 - ReBoot - toon, fantasy, spoof, 3D
8 - Static Shock - kids, superhero, DCAU
8 - Star Wars: Clone Wars - series, sci-fi, fantasy, adventure, violent
8 - Valhalla - movie, kids, fantasy, girl
7 - Afro-Samurai - series, east, adult, ultra-violent
7 - Batman, The - series, superhero
7 - Ben 10 - kids, sci-fi
7 - Big O, The - series, mecha, sci-fi, violent
7 - Bleach - series, sci-fi, fantasy, violent, comedy, scary, east
7 - Case Closed (Detective Conan) - series, family, mystery, adventure
7 - Daria - girl, comedy, realistic, adult
7 - Dexter's Lab - kids, toon, spoof, sci-fi, girl
7 - Ghost in the Shell, Stand Alone Complex, 2nd Gig - series, sci-fi, violent, girl
7 - Infinite Ryvius - series, sci-fi, drama, girl
7 - Invader Zim - toon, kids, spoof, sci-fi
7 - Korgoth of Barbaria - adult, spoof, fantasy
7 - Martin Mystery - sci-fi, comedy, scary, girl
7 - Megas XLR - kids, mecha, spoof, girl
7 - Naruto - series, east, violent, girl, fantasy, comedy
7 - Outlaw Star - series, sci-fi, comedy, girl, adventure
7 - Popeye - toon, family, spoof, girl
7 - Powerpuff Girls, The - kids, toon, spoof, girl, superhero
7 - Robot Chicken - toon, spoof, adult
7 - Rock & Rule - movie, fantasy, sci-fi, girl
7 - Samurai Jack - kids, sci-fi, superhero, adventure, east
7 - Scrapped Princess - series, fantasy, sci-fi, girl, adventure, scary
7 - Shuriken School - kids, toon, spoof, girl, east
7 - The Tick - toon, kids, spoof, superhero
7 - Time Warp Trio - kids, fantasy, educational
7 - Trigun - series, sci-fi, violent, comedy, girl
7 - Tutenstein - kids, toon, adventure, girl
7 - W.I.T.C.H. - girl, fantasy, comedy
7 - Yin Yang Yo! - kids, toon, Disney, spoof, east
6 - A.T.O.M - kids, superhero, sci-fi
6 - Aeon Flux - series, sci-fi, ultra-violent, adult
6 - Aladdin - kids, toon, fantasy, Disney
6 - American Dragon Jake Long - kids, superhero, east
6 - Beastwars - toon, mecha, 3D
6 - Blu Gender - series, sci-fi, mecha, violent, drama, girl
6 - Danny Phantom - toon, sci-fi, spoof, girl
6 - Escaflowne - series, fantasy, mecha, violent
6 - Eureka Seven - series, mecha, violent, sci-fi
6 - Fafner in the Azure (Dead Aggressor) - series, sci-fi, mecha, violent
6 - Grim Adventures of Billy & Mandy, The - kids, toon, spoof, girl
6 - Hercules - kids, fantasy, superhero, comedy, Disney
6 - Hobbit, The - fantasy, adventure, family, movie
6 - InuYasha - series, east, violent, fantasy, girl
6 - Johnny Bravo - toon, spoof
6 - Kim Possible - comedy, girl, sci-fi, Disney
6 - Legion of Superheroes - kids, superhero, DCAU(?)
6 - Mar - toon, fantasy, comedy, east
6 - My Dad the Rock Star - kids, spoof, girl
6 - Ninja Scroll - movie, adult, ultra-violent, fantasy, east
6 - One Piece - kids, toon, adventure
6 - Paranoia Agent - drama, violent, comedy
6 - Recess: School's Out - movie, kids
6 - S-CRY-ed - sci-fi, mecha, superhero, east
6 - Super Robot Monkey Team Hyperforce Go! - kids, toon, mecha, superhero, scary
6 - Tenchi Muyo! - series, fantasy, girl
6 - Legend of Tarzan - kids, toon, girl, adventure
6 - TaleSpin - kids, toon, girl, adventure, Disney
6 - Thunderbirds - series, adventure, comedy
6 - Totally Spies - comedy, girl
6 - Witch Hunter Robin - series, fantasy, girl, violent
6 - Wolf's Rain - series, fantasy, violent, sci-fi
6 - Xiaolin Showdown - kids, toon, fantasy, comedy, east
6 - Zeta Project, The - kids, girl, superhero, sci-fi, DCAU
5 - Beavis and Butthead - toon, adult, spoof
5 - Berserk - series, adult, violent, fantasy
5 - Beyblade - kids, east
5 - Blue Submarine #6 - series, sci-fi, realistic, violent
5 - Buzz Lightyear of Star Command - kids, toon, sci-fi, Disney, 3D
5 - Digimon - kids, toon, cards, adventure
5 - Dragonball Z - series, east, violent, fantasy, comedy
5 - Duck Dodgers - toon, spoof, sci-fi
5 - Duel Masters - kids, cards, spoof
5 - Get Ed - toon, kids, sci-fi
5 - Gigantor - kids, mecha
5 - Goof Troop - kids, toon, Disney
5 - Gotham Girls - series, girl, superhero, DCAU
5 - Gundam Wing - series, sci-fi, mecha, violent
5 - Hey Arnold! - kids, comedy
5 - Horus, Prince of the Sun - movie, Ghibli, fantasy, adventure
5 - Johnny Quest, Real Adventures of - adventure, girl, fantay
5 - Metalocalypse - adult, spoof, ultra-violent
5 - Mobile Suit Gundam - series, mecha
5 - Proud Family, The - comedy, girl
5 - Pucca - kids, toon, girl, east
5 - Record of the Lodoss Wars - series, fantasy, violent
5 - Reign: The Conqueror - series, fantasy, violent, adult
5 - Rocko's Modern Life - kids, toon
5 - Sailor Moon - series, kids, east, girl, fantasy, comedy
5 - Silverwing - series, kids, scary, adventure
5 - Samurai Deeper Kyo - series, fantasy, violent, east
5 - Shinzo - series, kids, fantasy, cards, east
5 - Skyland - sci-fi, adventure, girl, 3D
5 - Speed Racer - adventure
5 - Spongebob Squarepants - kids, toon
5 - Swat Kats - kids, toon, fantasy
5 - The Secret Show - kids, spoof, sci-fi, superhero
5 - The X's - toon, sci-fi
5 - Time Squad - toon, spoof, kids, educational
5 - Timon and Pumba - kids, toon, Disney
5 - Trinity Blood - series, vampires, violent
5 - Wizards - fantasy, movie, violent
5 - Xyber 9 - mecha, sci-fi
5 - Yakkity Yak - kids, toon
5 - YuYu Hakusho - series, east, girl, fantasy
5 - Zatch Bell! - kids, cards, comedy
4 - Adventures of Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius, The - kids, toon, 3D
4 - Animaniacs (without Pinky and the Brain) - kids, spoof, toon
4 - Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo - toon, kids, spoof
4 - Camp Lazlo - kids, toon, girl
4 - Class of 3000 - kids, comedy, sci-fi, girl
4 - Codename: Kids Next Door - kids, toon, girl
4 - Corneil & Bernie - kids, toon
4 - Dragon Booster, kids, fantasy, cards(?)
4 - Dungeons & Dragons - kids, fantasy
4 - Emperor's New School, The - toon, kids, Disney
4 - Family Guy - adult, spoof
4 - Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends - toon, kids, fantasy
4 - Growing up Creepie - girl, fantasy, comedy
4 - Idaten Jump - kids, toon
4 - Johnny Quest (original) - kids, adventure, violent
4 - Kong: The Animated Series - kids, fantasy,
4 - Little Mermaid, The - kids, toon, fantasy, Disney, girl
4 - Lord of the Rings (Fellowship, Return of the King) - fantasy, movies, violent
4 - ¡Mucha Lucha! - kids, toon, superhero
4 - Mummy, The - kids, adventure, scary
4 - Pepper Ann - girl, Disney
4 - Pokemon - toon, kids, cards
4 - Rugrats - kids, comedy
4 - Scooby Do - kids, toon
4 - South Park - toon, adult, spoof
4 - Special Duty Combat Unit: Shinesman - sci-fi, comedy
4 - Super Milk-chan Show, The - toon, kids, spoof
4 - The Secret Show - toon, kids, spoof
4 - Thundercats - kids, fantasy, girl
4 - Voltron - mecha, sci-fi, kids
4 - Yugi Oh! - kids, toon, cards
3 - Aqua Teen Hunger Force - toon, adult, spoof3 - Dora the Explorer - kids, toon, educational, girl
3 - CatDog - kids, toon
3 - Dragon Tales - kids, toon, fantasy, girl
3 - Ed, Ed & Eddy - kids, toon
3 - Fantastic Four - superhero
3 - Flintstones, The - kids, toon, girl
3 - G.I. Joe - kids, action
3 - Grossology - kids, toon
3 - He-Man & Masters of the Universe - kids, fantasy, superhero
3 - Inspector Gadget - kids, toon
3 - Kenny the Shark - toon, kids
3 - Krypto the Superdog - toon, superhero, kids
3 - Legend of the Dragon - toon, superhero, girl, east
3 - Magic School Bus - kids, fantasy
3 - Mike, Lu & Og - kids, toon, girl
3 - My Gym Partner is a Monkey - kids, toon
3 - Prince of Tennis, The - series, girl
3 - Proud Family, The - toon, Disney, spoof
3 - N.A.S.C.A.R. Racers - kids, girl, sci-fi
3 - Spider Riders - fantasy, kids
3 - Spiderman - superhero
3 - Superfriends - kids, superhero, girl
3 - Superman: Brainiac Attack - movie, superhero
3 - Top Cat - kids, toon
3 - Tracy McBean - kids, toon, girl
3 - Transformers (various) - toon, mecha
3 - Ultimate Avengers - movies, superhero, sci-fi, girl, violent
2 - Amazing Chan Clan - kids, toon
2 - Captain Planet - kids, toon, superhero
2 - Chuck Norris Karate Kommandos - kids
2 - Frisky Dingo - adult, spoof, violent
2 - Home Movies - toon
2 - Jabberjaw - kids, toon
2 - Little Bear - kids, toon
2 - MaggieBeast - kids, toon, girl
2 - Sealab 2021 - adult, spoof
1 - Assy McGee - adult, toon, violent
1 - Gary Coleman Show - kids, comedy
1 - Squidbillies - adult, toon, violent
Y faltan un buen. Si tienen tiempo y si alguien llegó hasta el final de este kilométrico post me gustaría que alguien se tomara la molestia de agregar más info a esta lista. Reitero: La lista no fue generada por mi, sólo marqué a lo que a mi criterio personal resulta más valioso.
* En lo personal prefiero decirle laptop o portátil. Notebook se me hace un termino medio mamón y procuraré no lo usarlo en futuras entradas.
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